Christmas Humor

  • What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. 
  • Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present’s beneath them. 
  • What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It’s Saint-NICKEL-LESS 
  • Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. 
  • song told me to Deck the Halls…so I did. Mr.and Mrs. Hall are not very happy. 
  • Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way 
  • If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

  

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