Halloween Laughs

  • Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~Conan O’Brien
  • I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown
  • Don’t make me flip my witch switch…
  • What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? (Spare ribs)
  • What kind of streets do zombies like the best? (Dead ends)
  • I’d dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn’t already entail being asked stupid questions all day. – Unknown
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